Leave the Pack Behind!!

Humour!

You are going to have to start using a new line when you have quit

smoking.

“There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off

you.”

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see!”

“I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your

apartment?”

“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”

“You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m

cute.”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I

together.”

“I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.”

“Was your father an alien? Because there is nothing like you on

earth.”

“Are you religious? Good, because I am the answer to your

prayers.”

“Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.”

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is is hot in here, or is it just you?”

“I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?”